Don't Get Stabbed

Don't Get Stabbed!

A Killer Party Game for Fans of Horror, Humor, and Stupidly Entertaining Fun

If you’ve ever shouted at the screen during a horror movie, “Don’t go in there!” or “Why would you split up?!”, then “Don’t Get Stabbed!” might be your perfect game night choice. The game's theme draws inspiration from murder, mayhem, and classic horror films, setting a playful tone that fans of the genre will recognize.

This fun party game, created by Rookie Mage Games, lets you take part in your very own silly horror film – complete with cartoon characters, ridiculous plot twists, and just a few pretend murders. While the game nods to good horror films from the '70s, '80s, and '90s, it is not meant to evoke true horror; instead, it uses humorous, light-hearted illustrations and scenarios to create a fun, accessible experience for everyone.

"Don't Get Stabbed!" Overview

“Don’t Get Stabbed!” is a light-hearted party card game designed for 3 or more players where one person plays the killer, and the rest take on the roles of hapless victims. The objective? Well, it’s right in the name. If you’re a victim, try to survive without getting stabbed three times. If you’re the killer, your goal is to… well, stab everyone else. This is a party card game that knows exactly what it is: it features a straightforward concept—simple, hilarious, chaotic, and full of all the fun.

The game’s light-hearted nature and horror theme make it best suited for an age range of teens and adults.

Whether you enjoy slasher films or just love watching your friends squirm when they pull a Stab Card, “Don’t Get Stabbed!” is a perfect choice for your next game evening. The game uses just a few cards, making it easy to learn and play, and perfect for casual gatherings.

What's in the Game Box?

The game box comes with everything you need to start playing in minutes:

• A deck full of Stab Cards, Action Cards, and Combo Cards

• Character cards that represent the victims and killer

• Clear, easy-to-learn rules that make this game run smoothly and quickly

• Hilariously illustrated cards inspired by silly horror films

• Bonus materials and instructions to teach you how to set up and play with ease

From the first card draw to the last game-ending stab, "Don't Get Stabbed!" delivers a steady stream of surprises, laughter, and ridiculous mayhem.

Card Types: Meet Your Fate

Every great party game needs a deck full of surprises, and “Don’t Get Stabbed!” delivers with a killer mix of card types that decide your fate. Whether you’re plotting as the killer or scrambling as one of the victims, knowing your way around the deck is the key to survival—or a satisfying spree.

• Stab Cards: The heart of the horror! These are the cards everyone dreads, as they let the killer strike and try to eliminate all the victims. Get stabbed three times, and you’re out—so keep your guard up!

• Car Cards: Victims, start your engines! Collect the right car cards to spell “CAR” and make your daring escape. These are your ticket out of the slasher film nightmare, so grab them before the killer catches on.

• Action Cards: The ultimate tools for chaos. Each action card has a green side for victims and a purple side for the killer, letting both the killer and the victims sabotage, protect, or turn the tables in classic horror movie style.

• Combo Cards: Looking for a twist? Combo cards let you pull off clever moves, like drawing extra car cards or removing key letters from the table. Both the killer and the victims can use these to shake up the game and keep everyone guessing.

Mastering the use of stab cards, combo cards, action cards, and car cards is what makes “Don’t Get Stabbed!” so much fun. Whether you’re plotting your next move as the killer or desperately trying not to get stabbed, every card draw is a new chance for mayhem.

Don't Get Stabbed Rules: How to Play

The rules of “Don’t Get Stabbed!” are as straightforward as the concept. Each round, one player is randomly selected to be the killer. The remaining players are the victims, who must work together (sort of) to avoid being stabbed three times.

• On your turn, draw a card and play it. It might be an Action Card to protect yourself or sabotage others, a Combo Card for special effects, or a dreaded Stab Card from the killer.

• Victims can avoid stab cards using car cards, action and combo cards, or by throwing their fellow victims under the bus. It’s all fair in the world of horror! The victims win when they collect enough car cards to spell 'CAR' and escape the killer.

• The killer draws special cards to help deceive and outmaneuver the victims.

• Once a victim receives three Stab Cards, they are out.

• The last victim standing wins – or the killer won if all the victims get stabbed.

It sounds simple, but the real magic comes from how unpredictable the game becomes, especially when both the killer and victims try to bluff, misdirect, and dodge danger. The game provides a satisfying ending for both the killer and the victims, depending on who wins.

All the Victims. All the Fun.

Fans of horror movies will appreciate the clever nods to classic tropes. Characters are clearly inspired by slasher film archetypes: the clueless jock, the scream queen, the guy with the dead battery in his phone. But even if you’re not a horror movie buff, the humor and cartoonish artwork make this an accessible and stupidly entertaining experience for everyone at the table.

This isn’t one of those games with overly graphic depictions or mature horror elements. However, some cards do contain adult references, such as jokes about sex or alcohol, which may affect the game's appropriateness for different age groups and social settings. Despite the title, the gameplay and art style are meant to be light-hearted, making it appropriate for most ages. Most parent geeks appreciated the light-hearted approach but were cautious about the adult references. Younger child geeks who are fans of classic horror films from the '70s, '80s, and '90s found the game accessible and enjoyable. Child geeks loved the game, especially those familiar with good horror films from the '70s to '90s. Many parent geeks voted this a hit on the family gaming table, with one parent geek even calling it “a killer family night winner.”

A Party Game That Delivers

In terms of format, “Don’t Get Stabbed!” fits right in with other party card games. It’s fast-paced, has minimal setup, and can be enjoyed with just a few beers and like-minded friends. Many players enjoy playing the game in relaxed, social settings, appreciating its lighthearted nature. It requires no deep strategy, making it approachable for both gamer geeks and casual players. In fact, one gamer geek reported that it “plays like a parody of bad horror films but with better acting.”

It can also accommodate a range of player types:

• Gamer Geeks: Loved the humor and unpredictability, and love playing the game for its humor and unpredictability.

• Parent Geeks: Thought the theme was silly but fun for older kids.

• Child Geeks: Enjoyed drawing cards and escaping danger, with proper guidance.

No matter the group, the game provides a fun time for everyone involved.

“Don’t Get Stabbed!” walks that fine line between absurd and addictive, keeping everyone engaged and laughing. It is overly entertaining because it encourages laughter and doesn't take itself too seriously.

Why It’s a Game Night Favorite

There’s a reason “Don’t Get Stabbed!” is becoming a game night staple for board game players and hobbyists. For one, the game resides in that magical spot where the rules are simple, but the chaos is deep. There are no overly complicated systems, just good horror-themed fun.

• It plays fast: With 3 or more players, you can play the game fairly quickly, usually in 15-25 minutes.

• Replay value is high: Because the killer is randomly decided each game, and card draws are different every time, no two games are alike.

• It’s perfect for Halloween: As the ultimate Halloween game, it brings the right blend of humor and horror to spooky season parties.

Some groups may find themselves playing the game just a few times, treating it as a casual party experience rather than a regular staple. Reception of the game is a mixed bag—while some players love the fun and chaos, others find it less engaging. The killer’s job can be challenging, especially when victims work together or use combo cards effectively.

Whether you’re looking to spice up your holiday gathering or just want a break from overly serious strategy games, this killer party game offers exactly what you need.

Not Just Another Pretty Standard Party Game

While there are plenty of party games out there, “Don’t Get Stabbed!” stands out for its unique horror theme and clever use of suspense. It’s not just about playing cards – it’s about messing with your friends, bluffing your way through danger, and turning the tables when everyone least expects it.

Victims attempt to survive with car cards, protective items, and combo effects. The killer tries to isolate and eliminate them before anyone escapes. The simple tension creates moments where you feel both in control and continually felt trapped, as some players found themselves unable to avoid certain outcomes due to their cards. However, the game can sometimes feel like it has too many limitations, restricting player choices and affecting overall enjoyment.

One child geek summed it up best: “It’s like being in a movie where you’re always almost dying… but in a funny way.”

Who Will Enjoy This Game?

• Fans of slasher films: It’s got all the best (and worst) parts of a few horror films jammed into a single game, complete with a playful, thematic homicidal killer at the center of the action.

• People who enjoy light-hearted humor: With over-the-top action and no real gore, it’s the definition of stupid fun.

• Casual players: Newcomers to board games will find this one easy to pick up.

• Hardcore gamers: It’s a great warm-up or wind-down game after a long session.

Whether you’re laughing over a random stab card, trying to bluff your way out of a trap, or just enjoying the cartoon violence, there’s never a dull moment.

Perfect Gift for Horror Fans

Looking for a great gift for a horror fan? "Don’t Get Stabbed!" checks all the boxes. It's themed around horror classics like Friday the 13th, Halloween, and Scream, but in a way that’s humorous rather than horrifying. It's also an excellent stocking stuffer or party favor for Halloween events, horror conventions, or horror-themed birthday parties.

It's also one of those games that brings people together. As long as you’re cool with pretending to murder your friends for laughs, you’ll have a great time.

Replayability: Will You Survive Another Round?

One of the best things about “Don’t Get Stabbed!” is how it keeps you coming back for more. This isn’t just a one-and-done party game—gamer geeks played it over and over, and every round felt fresh thanks to the random card draws, shifting roles, and unpredictable victims’ attempts to escape.

The game’s replayability is off the charts. Each time you play, you might be the killer, plotting your next move, or one of the victims, desperately trying to avoid getting stabbed. The light-hearted, stupidly entertaining theme means you can enjoy it with like minded friends, at a family gaming table, or during a game evening with a few beers. It’s a fun party game that never takes itself too seriously, making it a family gaming table winner and a staple for horror movie fans.

Whether you’re a seasoned gamer geek or just looking for a pretty standard party game with a twist, “Don’t Get Stabbed!” delivers all the fun. The silly horror film vibe, quick rounds, and ever-changing gameplay make it perfect for any group. So gather your friends, shuffle the deck, and see if you can survive another round—or if you’ll be the next to get stabbed!

Final Verdict: Just Stupid Fun

Let’s be clear: this is not a game about deep strategy or complex mechanics. It’s a party game about not getting stabbed by your friend who was totally normal five minutes ago. And that’s the charm.

Whether you’re laughing at a bad draw, plotting your next move as the killer, or watching your best friend get eliminated just before victory, this game is stupidly entertaining in all the right ways.

So if you love board games, slasher films, or just want something fresh and hilarious for your next party night, make room on your shelf for Don’t Get Stabbed! It’s light-hearted horror done right – and guaranteed to bring all the victims... and all the fun.